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Monday, June 6, 2011

Today 4?

Hey I posted something! Are you guys happy? The, hey Cole, are you going to update your blog soon? was getting old. So I post de little block of writing that you guys will so hungrily read because the last time I posted something was on Christmas Eve. So now I'm gonna do a story that I hope will remember to do everyday. I won't, just so you know.

Mr. McDetels was an average man. He had a 30-year-old-son that always came over to his house to secretly take pieces of his Duck Feather collection. He had a disease called Marfan Syndrome, a disease in the connective tissue that really just makes you look funny. The last time he saw a honeybee was 15 years ago, when the mass honeybee extinction occurred. Well, mabye not what you would call average. But Mr. McDetels was on a mission to recreate the honeybee species by mixing the genes of African Killer Bees and Aardvark DNA. The result would be a very deadly bee that ate termites. Mr. McDetels could hardly wait for all the Emails he was going to get from appreciating people. But as Mr. McDetels went down to his basement, he saw something that shouldn't have been there.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Dec. 24

Wow this is a big jump, from Oct. to Dec. Sorry I kinda got bored; anyway, today is Xmas eve! It'll be hard to sleep tonight thinking how those presents get under the tree. Right now my family is just about to leave for a hike so I better go...hope to remember to post on Xmas day!

Monday, September 27, 2010

Today 4 [School]

Today is the first time I am posting about School. I will not tell you which school I go to. First class was homeroom, Language Arts. We took the MAP test for reading. I finished just as class was about to end. Next was 2nd period, Science. We took a look at our fair test sheets for the Ooze [Ingredients: corn starch, water]. Our teacher said she would grade them again if we highlighted the wrong answers. Next, Math. I felt kind of dumb cause I am not very good at math, yet I am in Honors Math because of last years MAP test for Math and last years MSP test. After that, Lunch. I had pizza, milk and carrots. Social Studies. Drama. We watched a cartoon of William Shakespeare's play Macbeth. Band. Tv Production. The first iMovie is so annoying. It kept deleting our information and crashing. Thankfully, we didn't have that much information. Home. Bye.

              PacNor Kid

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Today 3

Today was my Aunt's birthday party and it was so much fun! There was cupcakes, basketball,
brisket, potatoes, and me farting like crazy from start to end. It started out with all of us at my uncle's pool
[which is going to get torn down very soon] then all of us moving over to my aunt's house around 4. We stood there for 4 hours partying and finally everyone cleared out. Other stuff that happened was my friend Leo and my dressed up in costumes and walked around Queen Anne saluting cars and saying crazy stuff to old people. They had no reaction [maybe they didn't hear us?]. I'm very tired even though it's only 8:25 so I will stop now. See you tomorrow[If I remember]!

               PacNor Kid

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Today 2

Today was the Fremont Oktoberfest! Seems a little weird that their holding it in september.
There was Chainsaw Pumpkin Carving, Zucchini Races, Arts and Crafts, Pumpkin Carving,
and, of course, food! The food there is so good. I got Coke, a Pork Bratwurst and we all shared
Curley Fries. I don't think I'll eat for a week, the food was so greasy.We just missed getting a tour of
Theo Chocolates factory. Oh well! Their chocolate samples were all dark chocolate and very fancy.
I also got two new books: My Best Bad Luck by Kristin Levine and The Clockwork Three by
Matthew J. Kirby. Both of them look very interesting and I hope to read them soon.
See you tomorrow,

         PacNor Kid

Friday, September 24, 2010


Today my dad made a french dinner with french onion soup and steak done
rare. There was also salad and french fries. I was then bored so I created this.
Now I am typing my thoughts down on this page. I hope I can sleep tonight.
Probably will, but you never know. Tomorrow I hope I can remember to post
what I did that day. Bye.